Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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