just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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