Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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