States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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