Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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