Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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