I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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