If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I could fuck to npr.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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