i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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