It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I enjoy the company of your penis
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
