The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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