that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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