she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
the gays at disneyland are vicious
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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