please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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