I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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