White coat. Heels.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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