I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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