Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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