lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
