he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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