We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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