is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
