Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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