It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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