I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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