I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize