I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I understand Curling. That high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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