Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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