We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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