i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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