How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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