I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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