The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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