when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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