You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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