I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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