Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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