# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Randomize
