I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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