Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My balls are so social today.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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