After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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