More tranny stories later!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
grandma shit on top of the toilet
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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