Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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