so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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