I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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