Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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