sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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