The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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