Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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