jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
literally had 100 drinks last night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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