I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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