I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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