Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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