I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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