i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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